The Curtain Calls Forward
The Curtain Calls Forward
In-camera panograph; archival pigment print; edition of 3+1 A/P; 32 x 48”; 1 January, 2024
The Curtain Calls Forward
In-camera panograph; archival pigment print; edition of 3+1 A/P; 32 x 48”; 1 January, 2024
I Take a Flower as I Go — Into the Purple Well
Acrylic and ink transfer on archival pigment print, mounted on panel; 2018-2023; 28 x 35”
…title spun from Emily Dickinson #663 and #271
It’s About Time to Talk About LATER:
LATER: Living Agreement To Engage Reality (a darkly ironic promotional think-tank focused on furthering Society’s Induction with Toxicity and the Advancement of Illness, Impairment and Neglect)
Persona portrait; July, 2024
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Some with New — Stately Feet!
In-camera panograph, edition 3+1, 34×34”
My Personal Biosphere™ Reduces your more common skin cancers by 50% (results may vary)
Persona portrait photograph, July, 2020
Good Evening, gentle Fellow men
[Emily Dickinson #120]
In-camera panograph, 18 January, 2024
Assuming you have only a 10% risk of developing serious disease to begin with, a 6% increase in that risk remains only very slight. Please sign our LATER petition today!💪🏽
LATER — Living Agreement to Engage Reality; 2024
Acrylic and dried rose on paper, 2024
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We're liking civilization’s odds, but Just in case, Monsanto announces its goal initiative to plant 500,000 acres of living crops on the Lunar surface by year 2050
Tennyson Woodbridge takes pride knowing the twilight of his career is focused on taking the concept of ‘Harvest Moon’ to the next logical level. Be sure to download our latest Earth Modeling Data for the full report on why
Monsanto Lunar Division Breaks Glass
Persona portrait, September, 2021; copy edited in 2024
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Ask Your Doctor Which Cancer is Right for You
Persona portrait, 4 June, 2022
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Is Your Dentist Recommending More Treatment Than You Might Require?
Persona portrait photograph, May, 2020 to Jun, 2024
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Conjecturing a Climate
Self-appointed COP28 Promo
In-camera panograph (diptych); December, 2023
Conjecturing a Climate
Of unsuspended Suns
Adds poIgnancy to Winter
The Shivering Fancy turns
[Emily #562]
For Ease of Gianture (The Giant tolerates no Gnat)
[Emily Dickinson #641]
In-camera panograph (duplicated and transposed); American Canyon, 3 Dec, 2023
Blue Sea! Wilt welcome me?
My River waits reply —
Acrylic on panel + in-camera panograph (Digital assembly)
Peacock Prefers to Die
[Emily Dickinson #120]
In-camera panograph (duplicated and transposed); An American Canyon, 17 January, 2023
We Talked Between the Tombs (until the moss had reached our lips)
Self-appointed COP28 Promo
In-camera panograph, (industrial ruins mural, American Canyon, California); December, 2023
It Was a Gentle Price
Self-appointed COP28 Promo (Industrial ruins adorned with new commercial development in An American Canyon, California)
In-camera panograph (duplicated and transposed), 2 Dec, 2023
But Memory— for us— to hum—
In-camera panograph, November, 2023
Blue Sea! Wilt welcome me?
In-camera panograph, 31 January, 2023
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My River waits reply —
In-camera panograph, 13 February, 2023
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Tennyson Woodbridge, chairman and CEO of Polar Assets This Minute is expected to step down and apologize after the SEC warned the planet’s investors to exercise caution and ignore Woodbridge’s over-the-top prediction Polar’s stock would rise to at least Fahrenheit 127 by Polar’s fiscal year-end
Polar Assets This Minute
Persona film still, 2 September, 2021
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