In Case of Fire, Monsanto Lunar Division is Breaking Glass

We're liking civilization’s odds, but Just in case, Monsanto is announcing its goal initiative to plant 500,000 acres of living crops on the Lunar surface before the year 2050

Tennyson Woodbridge takes pride knowing the twilight of his career is focused on taking the concept of ‘Harvest Moon’ to the next logical level. Be sure to download our latest Earth Modeling Data for the full report on why

Monsanto Lunar Division Breaks Glass
Persona portrait, September, 2021; copy edited in 2024. Fair-use Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present. All appropriation rights reserved

Party Risk

Hollywood is a Verb

Night of the Hunter

Moral Suasion

Tennyson Woodbridge’s early Heads I Win…Tails You Lose securitization of mortgage debt strategy was only emboldened following the high profile insider trading arrest of Martha Stuart in 2003. Woodbridge’s assessment of the celebrity arrest suggested infinitely larger parties would now be safe from facing similar distractions and he famously quoted: Do not bother fame over fortune when it comes to the banking henhouse…now that the hawks have made a meal of Martha!

Party Risk (Tennyson and the Horse He Rode In On)

Persona portrait photographs, 2018 (series of 3; edition of 3)
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present. All appropriation rights reserved