Did You Say 1/3 Less Tar?

Classically trained, for the revolution
Persona portrait photograph, 23Aug2020

Years ago lighting-up as an ambitious young Prince Myshkin stage double, before the fame you’ve come to know me for today, I was impressed at how well my throat tolerated a lighter smoke free from certain irritants expelled by an exclusive “Toasting” process our world would go on to prefer. A kinder, more gentle smoke which protects irritation against nasty cough. See for yourself how many self-driven professional men and women prefer less tar while also supporting our causal-goal of contributing 33% reduced harmful side affects within our many years to come.

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Tennyson Woodbridge, famous for the original Heads I Win…Tails You Lose securitization of mortgage debt strategy was emboldened following the insider trading arrest of Martha Stuart in 2003. Woodbridge banked on the notion this high profile celebrity arrest signaled regulators could bask in victory laps while turning a blind eye to exponentially larger parties and create an an environment safe from distractions like Marfa’s. Woodbridge famously quoted: Don’t bother fame over fortune when it comes to the banking henhouse. Not now that the hawks have made a meal of Martha!

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Persona portrait photographs, 2018 (series of 3; edition of 3)
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