Some with New Stately Feet!
Some with New — Stately Feet!
In-camera panograph, edition 3+1, 34×34”
Some with New — Stately Feet!
In-camera panograph, edition 3+1, 34×34”
Tennyson Woodbridge, chairman and CEO of Polar Assets This Minute is expected to step down and apologize after the SEC warned the planet’s investors to exercise caution and ignore Woodbridge’s over-the-top prediction that Polar’s stock would rise to at least Fahrenheit 127 by Polar’s fiscal year-end.
Polar Assets This Minute
Persona film still, 2021
Classically trained, for the revolution
Persona portrait, August, 2020
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Ohpossum
Photograph, Berkeley, CA; January, 2017
Is Your Dentist Recommending More Treatment Than You Might Require?
© 2024, LATER: The Living Agreement To Engage Reality (a darkly ironic promotional think-tank focused on furthering Society’s Induction with Toxicity and the Advancement of Illness, Impairment and Neglect)
Empire Makers
Charcoal and pastel on paper; 1990; 18x24 inches (originally titled Mia, Portney, Dex…; changed in 2024)
Collection Dina Seiden, New York
Hollywood is a Verb
Night of the Hunter
Moral Suasion
Tennyson Woodbridge, famous for the original Heads I Win…Tails You Lose securitization of mortgage debt strategy was emboldened following the insider trading arrest of Martha Stuart in 2003. Woodbridge banked on the notion this high profile celebrity arrest signaled regulators could bask in victory laps while turning a blind eye to exponentially larger parties and create an an environment safe from distractions like Marfa’s. Woodbridge famously quoted: Don’t bother fame over fortune when it comes to the banking henhouse. Not now that the hawks have made a meal of Martha!
Party Risk (Tennyson and the Horse He Rode In On)
Persona portrait photographs, 2018 (series of 3; edition of 3)
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present. All appropriation rights reserved
Burglar' Banker - Father! I am poor once more!
Persona portrait, 17 September, 2021
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Centrifugal Deforest
Photograph, Berkeley, California; 17 October, 2016
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
If I knew of angel's wings
I'd carried you deserved
If I’d answered honestly
I will have not preferred
Portrait and poem for James Davey; 21 November, 2017
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
Opportunity Hack
Persona film still, 17 September, 2021
Multiverse For Living
Panograph; archival pigment print; edition 3+1 A/P; 34 1/2 x 35”; 3 February, 2022
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
Trona Residential
Digitally Filtered Photograph, 10 March, 2016
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
Prayer Changes Thing S
Digitally Filtered Photograph, 10 March, 2016
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
Berkeley Skyline
Photograph, 3 November, 2016
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
Berkeley CA
Photograph, 8 November 2016
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
Berkeley CA
Photograph, 8 November 2016
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
Berkeley CA, 7:06 PM EST, 8 November 2016
Photograph. Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
House on the Hill
Photograph, 8 November 2016
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
EMFs (we will succumb)
Digital Assembly, October, 2016
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
Multiverse Living (Faust House)
Panograph collage; archival pigment print; A/P, 26 x 32” 25 October, 2016
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
Infinite Square Well (free to move in a small space, surrounded by impenetrable barriers)
Photograph, digital assembly, 25 October, 2016
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
Infinite Square Well
Photograph, 17 October, 2016
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
Berkeley Residential (Infinite Square Well)
Photograph, 17 October, 2016
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present
Berkeley Residential (Infinite Square Well)
Photograph, 17 October, 2016
Copyright © Tennyson Woodbridge, 1963 to present